Just Say No to Realignment and Commissioner
Selig
Has anyone ever seen Bud Selig and Butt-head in the same
place?
Sometimes it’s hard to tell the MTV cartoon character and
the Acting Commissioner for Life apart. Both have bad haircuts
and goofy expressions. The sight of either induces many TV
viewers to change channels. And no one in his right mind would
hire either Butt-head or Selig to run a billion-dollar
business.
Incredibly, Selig remains the front-runner for the permanent
Commissionership. With insider Paul Beeston installed as
MLB’s chief operating officer, in charge of day-to-day
operations, the owners have a golden opportunity to restore
credibility by naming a respected outsider as the next
Commissioner. Instead they’re entranced by a car dealer
from Milwaukee with no charisma and no credibility with the
players, the fans, Congress or the media.
Even worse for fans who love baseball’s history and sense
of continuity, Selig wants to Leave a Legacy. The three-division
alignment, wild card and interleague play aren’t enough:
like Butt-head in a lumberyard with a lighter, Bud-head
won’t rest until he’s destroyed the American and
National Leagues as we know them.
Selig has proposed the total realignment of Major League Baseball
along geographic lines. A 14-team AL would be located entirely in
the Eastern time zone, with a 16-team NL covering the rest of the
country.
Defending his proposal, Selig proclaimed, “Its logic is
overwhelming when you think about it. We believes the pluses far
outweigh the minuses. This is returning to our roots. This is
that way it was.'' Of course, MLB’s
“roots” have never included geographic alignment. The
minor leagues are organized geographically, though -- does Selig
think the Brewers play in the American Association?
Under Selig’s proposal, the Sox would remain in the AL
East, along with Baltimore, Toronto and the Yankees. They would
be joined by the Expos, Mets and Phillies. Each team in the
division would play the others 16 times a year.
The AL South/Central would include Atlanta, Cincinnati,
Cleveland, Detroit, Florida, Pittsburgh, and the new Tampa Bay
expansion team. The Sox would play a three-game home-and-home
series against each club in this division.
The remaining 16 clubs would be assigned to the National League,
with the Cubs, White Sox, Astros, Royals, Brewers, Twins,
Cardinals and Rangers in the NL Mediocre, er, Central and
Anaheim, Arizona, Colorado, Los Angeles, Oakland, San Diego, San
Francisco, and Seattle in the NL West. Each year the Sox would
play a single three-game interleague series against each team in
one of these divisions.
If this radical realignment is adopted, the 1998 Sox would play
fewer than half their home games against current AL teams! Ken
Griffey Jr. would come to town once every two years instead of
twice a year. Yet realignment’s supporters, including John
Harrington, insist that the fans want this.
While MLB’s own poll claims that fans favor radical
realignment by a 2-1 margin, every independent survey has found
the opposite. Moreover, MLB’s poll is hopelessly tainted by
respondents’ ignorance. 70% of these self-described
baseball fans had never heard of any proposed realignment before
the survey, thus forming opinions based entirely on what the
questioners told them. 44% didn’t know the Arizona
Diamondbacks or Tampa Bay Devil Rays, who got their franchises
2-1/2 years ago -- and 13% weren’t familiar with the
Colorado Rockies or Florida Marlins, now playing their fifth
seasons. Moreover, almost half of respondents said they planned
to attend fewer than two games in 1997!
As Butt-head would say: “Hey, Selig. Realignment
sucks.”
Copyright © 1997 Doug Pappas. All rights
reserved.
Originally published in the September 1997 issue of Boston
Baseball.
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